( the big ol' grin she shows him, at least, is nice—she had seemed pretty torn up the other day over, well, everything, he supposes. to see her in a brighter mood now? that's a bit of a relief. he returns a warm smile of his own, and you know what... it's ugly, because something like that really does have him lower his guard. he came in here innocently assuming maybe rika, for once in her life, was acting like a normal person. when she holds out an actual real life fucking rat with her bare-ass hands, though, that is immediately... okay. okay, maybe it was his bad for assuming anything about this girl was normal.
with raised brows and wide eyes, he opens his mouth. he closes his mouth. he opens his mouth. )
Wha — don't be mean straight to his face!! ( wow, how terrible. almost like rika didn't literally make a girl commit suicide because of how rude she was to her face... but look, it was with good intentions, so it doesn't count. norton, in the other hand, CLEARLY doesn't have good intentions.
the rat hisses, all-knowing. )
Don't listen to him, lil' man. He's just jealous of your... constitution. ( and she pets it soothingly. yeah, norton's definitely wishing he could be this rotund right about now. )
Mean...? ( norton's face, for one, is pretty much plastered with an expression that reads: it's a fucking rat.
he looks doubly unimpressed when the little fucker hisses at him, norton's brows furrowing in an expression that falls somewhere between troubled, and... well, he doesn't quite know how to take this, honestly. probably looks as confused as he is. he could be diplomatic about this if he felt the need, but then again, he's not sure how effective diplomacy is with feral animals like rika. it only takes him a moment's consideration to decide. )
( and she promptly brings the hands holding onto the fat rat back to her chest, protecting him from norton's devious reach. what the hell? you can't just... reach for a girl's rat and grab it like that... degenerate... )
He'll bite you if you grab him! You gotta be delicate and he won't. ( see, her tiny fingers barely hold onto its' dirty ass fur, mostly because he feels very greasy to touch. when she puts it on her shoulder, though, like some sort of a circus trick, it just stays there.
staring directly at norton. )
It's so well-trained... I don't think it's entirely undomesticated!
( lets be fair, you're also not supposed to reach for any random feral rat and just grab it in the first place... rika. that said, when she puts it there, he's not going to like, make a grab in the direction of her chest. he's not an actual degenerate. so he retreats, but he looks really unhappy about it! grimacing and all, even as she perches it on her shoulder. )
I doubt it's trained.
( some kind of coincidence, probably—maybe it just senses kinship with rika. it understands, they are of the same type: feral. that goes unsaid, but he's definitely thinking it. )
Anyway, it's thanks to them that this place is getting fumigated. The Miss VP still hasn't changed her mind on that, you know—and it's because of the rats.
( because obviously she trained it by feeding it lots of snacks and therefore forming a bond with this... smelly old rat. speaking of, she should probably wash it somewhere... don't want it to get as bad as komaeda. )
Hmm... well, we can probably argue with it, can't we? They can't fumigate the place when we're still all here. ( she wrinkles her nose, a little concerned.
... more for the rat than herself, honestly. she should be fine?! ) C'mon, Norty-kyun, use your charm and swoon little Miss VP!!
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with raised brows and wide eyes, he opens his mouth. he closes his mouth. he opens his mouth. )
No.
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Wha — don't be mean straight to his face!! ( wow, how terrible. almost like rika didn't literally make a girl commit suicide because of how rude she was to her face... but look, it was with good intentions, so it doesn't count. norton, in the other hand, CLEARLY doesn't have good intentions.
the rat hisses, all-knowing. )
Don't listen to him, lil' man. He's just jealous of your... constitution. ( and she pets it soothingly. yeah, norton's definitely wishing he could be this rotund right about now. )
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he looks doubly unimpressed when the little fucker hisses at him, norton's brows furrowing in an expression that falls somewhere between troubled, and... well, he doesn't quite know how to take this, honestly. probably looks as confused as he is. he could be diplomatic about this if he felt the need, but then again, he's not sure how effective diplomacy is with feral animals like rika. it only takes him a moment's consideration to decide. )
It's probably diseased. Give that here—
( he is REACHING for the rat. )
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( and she promptly brings the hands holding onto the fat rat back to her chest, protecting him from norton's devious reach. what the hell? you can't just... reach for a girl's rat and grab it like that... degenerate... )
He'll bite you if you grab him! You gotta be delicate and he won't. ( see, her tiny fingers barely hold onto its' dirty ass fur, mostly because he feels very greasy to touch. when she puts it on her shoulder, though, like some sort of a circus trick, it just stays there.
staring directly at norton. )
It's so well-trained... I don't think it's entirely undomesticated!
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I doubt it's trained.
( some kind of coincidence, probably—maybe it just senses kinship with rika. it understands, they are of the same type: feral. that goes unsaid, but he's definitely thinking it. )
Anyway, it's thanks to them that this place is getting fumigated. The Miss VP still hasn't changed her mind on that, you know—and it's because of the rats.
( and komaeda. )
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( because obviously she trained it by feeding it lots of snacks and therefore forming a bond with this... smelly old rat. speaking of, she should probably wash it somewhere... don't want it to get as bad as komaeda. )
Hmm... well, we can probably argue with it, can't we? They can't fumigate the place when we're still all here. ( she wrinkles her nose, a little concerned.
... more for the rat than herself, honestly. she should be fine?! ) C'mon, Norty-kyun, use your charm and swoon little Miss VP!!
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I don't have anything like that, so if we want to stop them ( for you OR your rat ) we'll need to come up with a good reason for why they shouldn't.
( a pause. )
And I doubt you "training" one of them will work for that.
( if anything they may be more eager to fumigate once they realize students are just grabbing the damn things. )